Rock Em, Sock Em Robots

 Summer heat getting to ya already?

Womb Weebles warbling on your nerves?

Have a dispute that needs settling?

Then here's Your Answer.

The classic RocK Em SocK Em Robot toy.

Set the Kiddos {or Adults....just sayin} up,

and Let them have at it.

It's the ultimate energy using Toy!

PLus! it's just hella Fun~

With your fave Ear Pods firmly embedded in your brain,

waltz your way {or shake your boOTy} into

a Peaceful existence;
be One with the Inner Hostess Mostess.

Much better than smacking them with the Lemon Twister.